{"id":11621,"date":"2019-12-30T06:00:13","date_gmt":"2019-12-30T06:00:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/?p=11621"},"modified":"2019-12-19T08:11:27","modified_gmt":"2019-12-19T08:11:27","slug":"tertulia-gatuna","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/?p=11621","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Tertulia gatuna&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><em><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/6ae01911f73ffb0e0abe9bf17d841f77.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-11622\" alt=\"6ae01911f73ffb0e0abe9bf17d841f77\" src=\"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/6ae01911f73ffb0e0abe9bf17d841f77-300x225.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/6ae01911f73ffb0e0abe9bf17d841f77-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/6ae01911f73ffb0e0abe9bf17d841f77.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>Domingo Regueira.\u00a0<\/strong><\/em>O mundo est\u00e1 que bota por f\u00f3ra de indoutos, parvos, egoc\u00e9ntricos, trampantollos e trileiros.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">A pandemia idiot\u00edzante invade vilas e cidades e ningu\u00e9n lle escapa aos seus garfos.<!--more--> <\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Din que as cacholas ocas non pensan nin lles molestan os ru\u00eddos. O seu subconsciente s\u00f3 atende as imposturas e consignas do sistema medi\u00e1tico.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">As poutas da besta lanzan resonancias magn\u00e9ticas contra os desvalixados mel\u00f3ns da mansedume que, aireando os sobacos, saltan \u00e1 r\u00faa a modo de agraciados emprendendo a danza da mui\u00f1eira.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Os necios que compo\u00f1en a soberan\u00eda popular ou nacional \u2014que son a maior\u00eda\u2014, presumen sen vergonza ningunha de elixiren esta caldeirada de pol\u00edticos e de manteren este algueirado sistema.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u2014<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Mar\u00eda&#8230;! A onde vas con tanta pr\u00e9sa?<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u2014<span style=\"font-size: large;\">A perruquer\u00eda, que ma\u00f1\u00e1 hai que ir votar.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Logo, na noite do aburrido e fraudulento escrutinio, coa copi\u00f1a de xerez ao lado, buscan \u201cMi casa es tuya\u201d, de Bert\u00edn. E ve\u00f1a pipas e suspiros.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u2014<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Mar\u00eda&#8230;! Quen ga\u00f1ou, que eu non entendo nada? \u2013pregunta a veci\u00f1a pola vent\u00e1 da coci\u00f1a.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u2014<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Os de sempre, o IBES 35! \u2014contesta a outra sen deixar de triscar nas pipas.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">As ondas idiotizantes da tele resecan as neuronas e producen estrinximento cognitivo, deixando a cachola coma un faiado. <\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Con este bagaxe intelectual os afectados, tocando as cunchas, acaban extraviados polos montes, abrazando eucaliptos e d\u00e1ndolle bicos \u00e1 factura do fantasma da \u201cComercializadora regulada\u201d.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Son as nano-armas que est\u00e1n desbaratando a humanidade sen que esta o perciba. E, mentres, os mutilados mentais, entupidos de antidepresivos xen\u00e9ricos, seguen enchendo prazas e r\u00faas ao ritmo dos cabezudos.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Polos areais caribe\u00f1os con gafas de espello, babean entre palmeiras os voitres financeiros, executivos e<\/span><span style=\"font-size: large;\">monopolistas do TTIP, na procura das tostadas ninfas, para ghomitarlles na tira dos tangas. <\/span><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Son os novos orgasmos das depravadas elites.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">A desfeita que anuncia o servizo de intelixencia da CIA, \u201cDaegel\u201d, sobre a mingua demogr\u00e1fica que traman para o planeta, xa hai tempo que comezou, sen que os esponxiformes se decaten. <\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Moitos a\u00ednda exclaman:<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u2014<span style=\"font-size: large;\">E se nos matan a todos, quen lles vai comprar as cousas!?<\/span><\/p>\n<p>\u2014<span style=\"font-size: large;\">E para que as queren vender se lles sobra de todo \u2014contestan outros.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Campos cheos, concertos abarrotados, manifestaci\u00f3ns a mill\u00f3ns, trens cargados, avi\u00f3ns repletos, transatl\u00e1nticos atestados, oficinas de emprego a tope, rebaixas a empux\u00f3ns, autopistas atascadas e praias a rebordar&#8230; <\/span><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Pra que che vou contar! <\/span><\/p>\n<p>\u2014<span style=\"font-size: large;\">E a\u00ednda hai quen di que debemos fecundar!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a name=\"_GoBack\"><\/a> \u2014<span style=\"font-size: large;\">Para que? <\/span><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Agora, en vez de fillos, o que tes \u00e9 parados, camareiros, coci\u00f1eiros, \u201c<\/span><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><i>miram\u00f3biles\u201d<\/i><\/span><span style=\"font-size: large;\"> e mariscadores furtivos.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: large;\">E, mentres, os catro gatos que baixo o luar contaban estes contos part\u00edanse de risa.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Domingo Regueira.\u00a0O mundo est\u00e1 que bota por f\u00f3ra de indoutos, parvos, egoc\u00e9ntricos, trampantollos e trileiros. 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