{"id":13463,"date":"2021-05-06T06:00:35","date_gmt":"2021-05-06T06:00:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/?p=13463"},"modified":"2021-04-29T06:55:26","modified_gmt":"2021-04-29T06:55:26","slug":"conversas-de-escaparate-vellos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/?p=13463","title":{"rendered":"Conversas de escaparate. Vellos"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/EA7.tmp_.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-13465\" alt=\"EA7.tmp\" src=\"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/EA7.tmp_-224x300.jpg\" width=\"224\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/EA7.tmp_-224x300.jpg 224w, http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/EA7.tmp_.jpg 336w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 224px) 100vw, 224px\" \/><\/a>Fidel Vidal.\u00a0<\/strong><\/em>-Non te\u00f1o visto manequ\u00edns de vellos.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Nin de vellas. Sobre todo de vellas, que resisten m\u00e1is. Houbo un tempo que as vi\u00favas formaron asociaci\u00f3ns moi activas.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-E os homes asociaci\u00f3ns de vi\u00favos?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Non hai novas de que houbese ningunha.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Pero o que me estra\u00f1a \u00e9 a falta de manequ\u00edns nos escaparates.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Ser\u00e1 que non consumen. Ab\u00f3ndalles cunha bata de casa e un traxi\u00f1o escuro para as ocasi\u00f3ns: a voda dunha neta ou o funeral dun colega.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Como sabes que xa es vello?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Mirando para min. Cando me vexas gastado polos anos, apl\u00edcate o conto. Ti, m\u00e1is ou menos.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Xa, pero persoalmente como te vas decatando da propia vellez?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Hai tres elementos b\u00e1sicos, penso eu, que o anuncian, a saber: laga\u00f1a branca, carnes ca\u00eddas como cortin\u00f3ns e pelos espesos nas orellas facendo de b\u00facaros.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Esqueces o pescozo de gali\u00f1a.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/fidel2.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-13466\" alt=\"fidel2\" src=\"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/fidel2-300x224.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" srcset=\"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/fidel2-300x224.jpg 300w, http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/04\/fidel2.jpg 537w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>-O que esquec\u00edn, e iso \u00e9 o s\u00edntoma por antonomasia de que te atopas na verdadeira vellez, de que por fin es un aut\u00e9ntico vello, escoiteillo a un deles conversando con outro. Aqu\u00ed mesmo.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Non ser\u00e1 o tema do sexo?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Para nada.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Pois eu pensaba que si.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-O sinal por excelencia \u00e9 o de pingar o moco.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Xa ser\u00e1 menos.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Iso explic\u00e1ballo ao compa\u00f1eiro de paseo. Mentres non leves o pano de man \u00e1 man, un a\u00ednda vai resistindo. Pero en canto pingas o moco, ai, e o pano deseguido metido no nariz, vela\u00ed a imaxe dun vello.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fidel Vidal.\u00a0-Non te\u00f1o visto manequ\u00edns de vellos. -Nin de vellas. Sobre todo de vellas, que resisten m\u00e1is. Houbo un tempo que as vi\u00favas formaron asociaci\u00f3ns moi activas. -E os homes asociaci\u00f3ns de vi\u00favos? -Non hai novas de que houbese ningunha. -Pero o que me estra\u00f1a \u00e9 a falta de manequ\u00edns nos escaparates.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[65,32,9],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13463"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13463"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13463\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13467,"href":"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13463\/revisions\/13467"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13463"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13463"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13463"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}