{"id":13552,"date":"2021-06-03T06:00:20","date_gmt":"2021-06-03T06:00:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/?p=13552"},"modified":"2021-05-27T07:15:27","modified_gmt":"2021-05-27T07:15:27","slug":"conversas-de-escaparate-mal-de-amores","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/?p=13552","title":{"rendered":"Conversas de escaparate. Mal de amores"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/3D0.tmp_.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-13553\" alt=\"3D0.tmp\" src=\"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/3D0.tmp_-184x300.jpg\" width=\"184\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a>Fidel Vidal.\u00a0<\/strong><\/em>-Non tes moi boa cara.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Ser\u00e1 polas pestanas que nos plantaron.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-De \u00e1s de morcego.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Talmente. De morcego xigante de Australia.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-O raposo voador.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-De raposos vai o conto.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-O que ti nomeaches pertence \u00e1 familia dos pter\u00f3ptidos frux\u00edvoros.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Velaqu\u00ed unha erudita da ciencia. Est\u00e1s que con cabes nas saias.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Pero o m\u00e1is grande dos morcegos, o verdadeiro megamorcego, \u00e9 o raposo voador filipino.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Se ti o dis\u2026<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Nome cient\u00edfico: <i>Aerodun jubatus<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Vaia!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Pero segues coa mala cara.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-A que Deus me deu.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Seica che puxo os cornos o teu home, cari\u00f1o?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-O cari\u00f1o que ti me tes.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-A\u00ednda que non o creas, si que che te\u00f1o en alta estima e moito aprecio.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Na reciprocidade o mesmo que eu a ti.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/C167.tmp_.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-13554\" alt=\"C167.tmp\" src=\"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/C167.tmp_.jpg\" width=\"254\" height=\"222\" \/><\/a>-V\u00e9xoche triste e a apesarada.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Xa ves, non son quen de o disimular.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Non ser\u00e1 cousa de infidelidade?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Pareces bruxa. Si que a \u00e9.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Daquela enganouche o teu esposo?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Moito peor. Os homes son todos uns cabr\u00f3ns.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Xa se sabe, en cada parroquia un castr\u00f3n.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-E ti que o digas.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Seguro que o fixo coa t\u00faa mellor amiga.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Non, por a\u00ed non van os tiros.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Ent\u00f3n que pasou?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Non o vas crer.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Ardo en ascuas por saber.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Quen me puxo a cornamenta foi o meu amante.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fidel Vidal.\u00a0-Non tes moi boa cara. -Ser\u00e1 polas pestanas que nos plantaron. -De \u00e1s de morcego. -Talmente. De morcego xigante de Australia. -O raposo voador. -De raposos vai o conto. -O que ti nomeaches pertence \u00e1 familia dos pter\u00f3ptidos frux\u00edvoros.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[65,32,9],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13552"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13552"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13552\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13555,"href":"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13552\/revisions\/13555"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13552"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13552"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13552"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}