{"id":13736,"date":"2021-09-17T06:00:21","date_gmt":"2021-09-17T06:00:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/?p=13736"},"modified":"2021-09-14T15:07:22","modified_gmt":"2021-09-14T15:07:22","slug":"conversas-de-escaparate-o-macuto","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/?p=13736","title":{"rendered":"Conversas de escaparate. O macuto"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/fidel1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-13737\" alt=\"fidel1\" src=\"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/fidel1-225x300.jpg\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/fidel1-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/fidel1-768x1024.jpg 768w, http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/fidel1-900x1200.jpg 900w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a>Fidel Vidal.\u00a0<\/strong><\/em>-Un d\u00eda ben estra\u00f1o o de hoxe. Mesmo a algu\u00e9n se lle esqueceu a mochila nese curruncho.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Alg\u00fan estudante que non quere ir ao instituto.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Falas por propia experiencia. Nunca fuches afeccionado aos libros.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Aos libros de texto.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Vanche m\u00e1is os conti\u00f1os.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Mira quen vai presumir! Bos desgustos lle deches aos teus pais.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-E as\u00ed acabamos, de elegantes estatuas de escaparate.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Nunca peor. Sexa como for, haber\u00e1 que avisar \u00e1 encargada para que devolva a bolsa ao seu dono.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-E se non perdera o macuto, se a abandonou adrede?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Vela\u00ed toda unha demostraci\u00f3n de intenci\u00f3ns.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-De malas intenci\u00f3ns.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Que queres que che diga? A min tampouco me gustaban as clases pero diso a tirar cos libros nun agacho a\u00ednda falta cami\u00f1o.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/fidel2.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-13738\" alt=\"fidel2\" src=\"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/fidel2-225x300.jpg\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/fidel2-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/fidel2-768x1024.jpg 768w, http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/fidel2-900x1200.jpg 900w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a>-E vai e colocouno diante t\u00faa, precisamente.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Non digas parvadas.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Eu digo o que digo. Non protestes e que non o saiba a t\u00faa noiva.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Ao mellor a bolsa esa \u00e9 un agasallo para a moza. Unha sorpresa.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Por non ter a boca pechada, falou o chistoso.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Calade, por favor. Silencio.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Parece unha sirena.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Desapareceu todo o mundo. Semella que ficamos s\u00f3s.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Mirade. Un polic\u00eda vestido de astronauta. Anda amodi\u00f1o portando unha p\u00e9rtega de robot.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-E que fai?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Acaba de levar consigo o macuto.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fidel Vidal.\u00a0-Un d\u00eda ben estra\u00f1o o de hoxe. Mesmo a algu\u00e9n se lle esqueceu a mochila nese curruncho. -Alg\u00fan estudante que non quere ir ao instituto. -Falas por propia experiencia. Nunca fuches afeccionado aos libros. -Aos libros de texto. -Vanche m\u00e1is os conti\u00f1os. -Mira quen vai presumir! Bos desgustos lle deches aos teus pais.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[7,65,32,9],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13736"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13736"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13736\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13739,"href":"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13736\/revisions\/13739"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13736"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13736"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13736"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}