{"id":13769,"date":"2021-09-29T06:00:31","date_gmt":"2021-09-29T06:00:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/?p=13769"},"modified":"2021-09-22T15:58:32","modified_gmt":"2021-09-22T15:58:32","slug":"de-legumes-e-ventosidades","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/?p=13769","title":{"rendered":"De legumes e ventosidades"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/unnamed.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-13770\" alt=\"unnamed\" src=\"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/unnamed-300x300.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/unnamed-300x300.jpg 300w, http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/unnamed-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/unnamed-144x144.jpg 144w, http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/09\/unnamed.jpg 512w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>Marina Losada Vicente.\u00a0<\/strong><\/em>Era m\u00e1is que certo que a nora sab\u00eda por que non quer\u00eda fabada, que insist\u00eda en po\u00f1er na mesa un domingo si e outro tam\u00e9n. Levantando o testo da tarteira, quedaba claro que non contaba con ela para comela, a xulgar polo escaso das raci\u00f3ns de repartila entre catro comensais.\u00a0Paca limit\u00e1base a <i>pitucar<\/i> na fonte, rebeld\u00eda silenciosa, esquivando as fabas, e a facer sopas de pan. O d\u00eda do aniversario do neto, a nai do rapaz convidou a un matrimonio amigo e \u00e1 s\u00faa filla.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><!--more-->En total eran sete na mesa. Acostumada a facer a potaxe nunha cazola pequena, a nora v\u00edrase nun apuro pola escaseza que amosaba a fonte de comida, a\u00ednda entendendo que Paca nin sequera dar\u00eda conta do chourizo e das patacas picadas, por iso da boa educaci\u00f3n.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Aquel era o d\u00eda da sogra! Sen reparar en consecuencias, nin en normas c\u00edvicas de mesa, foi a primeira en servirse, despois de cambiar, sen molestar, o prato chan por un prato fondo. Toc\u00e1balle \u00e1 nora pasar fame!, quen se desculpou alegando que tomara un aperitivo.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Pola tarde, Paca, sentada na porta da casa con varias veci\u00f1as, arrabeaba por eliminar do corpo os \u201chumores\u201d todos do xantar. Veu vir polo cami\u00f1o un coche potente, un todoterreo, e, ao acercarse, ampar\u00e1ndose no esperado estrondo do motor, dou renda solta ao contido gasoso do seu corpo, sen reparar en amortecer o ru\u00eddo.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Paca, Paqui\u00f1a -d\u00edxolle a m\u00e1is nova do grupo-, vese que non sabes que hai coches mudos! El\u00e9ctricos!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Marina Losada Vicente.\u00a0Era m\u00e1is que certo que a nora sab\u00eda por que non quer\u00eda fabada, que insist\u00eda en po\u00f1er na mesa un domingo si e outro tam\u00e9n. Levantando o testo da tarteira, quedaba claro que non contaba con ela para comela, a xulgar polo escaso das raci\u00f3ns de repartila entre catro comensais.\u00a0Paca limit\u00e1base a pitucar &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/?p=13769\" class=\"more-link\">Seguir lendo <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">De legumes e ventosidades<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[73,9],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13769"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13769"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13769\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13771,"href":"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13769\/revisions\/13771"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13769"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13769"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13769"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}