{"id":9189,"date":"2018-05-15T06:00:20","date_gmt":"2018-05-15T06:00:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/?p=9189"},"modified":"2018-05-10T08:35:36","modified_gmt":"2018-05-10T08:35:36","slug":"de-rogativa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/?p=9189","title":{"rendered":"De rogativa"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Santo-en-procesi\u00f3n-hasta-el-dique.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-9190\" alt=\"Santo-en-procesi\u00f3n-hasta-el-dique\" src=\"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Santo-en-procesi\u00f3n-hasta-el-dique-300x225.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Santo-en-procesi\u00f3n-hasta-el-dique-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Santo-en-procesi\u00f3n-hasta-el-dique.jpg 552w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>Domingo Regueira.\u00a0<\/strong><\/em>A seca era apocal\u00edptica. Deixaron de verter as fontes, os r\u00edos e ata o piche da Canle, que provi\u00f1a dunha mina, deixou de pingar.\u00a0Non hab\u00eda con que lavar a louza, a roupa nin as pernas. Os carrizos non cantaban e a xente mexaba en pingas.\u00a0O \u00a0presidente da comunidade de reghantes convocou os labregos para falar co cura e sa\u00edr en rogativa ao r\u00edo de Xestido.<!--more--> E&#8230;, al\u00e1 foron co San Pedro, o Pequeno. Tras de si unha recua de pag\u00e1ns conversos orneaban sen fe: \u00ab<i>Viva Mar\u00eda, viva el rosario<\/i>&#8230;\u00bb<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Ao p\u00e9 do reghato o cl\u00e9rigo botou tres responsos en lat\u00edn, e o presidente requiriulle que botase un m\u00e1is. O cura dic\u00eda que xa chegaban, pero os ind\u00edxenas entusiastas do presidente <i>tronaron<\/i>: Outro! Outro! Outro! E, coa boca de pau, o cura non tivo m\u00e1is remedio que votarlles outro.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 O abade pediu o hisopo para bendicir o r\u00edo, e o ac\u00f3lito abriuse de ombros; ent\u00f3n, o abade qu\u00edxolle cuspir pero, ao non sa\u00edrlle o cuspe, f\u00edxolle: Tupf!, tupf! e tupf! E, <i>namais<\/i> acabar, aparece polo alto de Santo Alberte unha nube agraviada coma se de un HARP dirixida polo Gog da \u00e1rea 51 se tratara. E coa mesma: Borrroonn! Uns ghot\u00f3ns coma sand\u00edas rebentan con ganas.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u2013<i>La virgen<\/i>! \u2014exclaman os naturais chimpando co santo a unha leira\u2013. Os reghamtes tiran co estandarte e os ac\u00f3litos cos ciriais.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 O cura lanza o breviario para levantar a sotana e coa estola ao <i>Rambo<\/i> en\u00a0 carreira de obst\u00e1culos, salta por riba de vasoiras, cacharros e ghatos mortos.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u2014\u2014S\u00e1lvese o que poida! \u2014gritan os nativos.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u2014\u2014Esperade por min \u2014berraba o reverendo.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Ca\u00eda auga a cach\u00f3ns. Aquilo non era choiva. Eran ba\u00f1eiras! Unha fervenza!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/maxresdefault.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-9191\" alt=\"maxresdefault\" src=\"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/maxresdefault-300x168.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"168\" srcset=\"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/maxresdefault-300x168.jpg 300w, http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/maxresdefault-1024x576.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/maxresdefault-900x506.jpg 900w, http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/maxresdefault.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0A moitos isto pareceralles inaptual, pero noutrora os conxuros, as fadas, pragas, e pregarias chegaban ao ceo. Agora coas ondas electromagn\u00e9ticas de HIFIs, televisi\u00f3ns, contadores intelixentes e <i>chentrails<\/i> as xaculatorias quedan atrapadas nas redes. Non chegan aos endov\u00e9licos deuses.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Agora todo hai que facelo pagando. A Auga, o lixo os <i>requiescat in pace<\/i> e ghastos de mantemento.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Dende as vent\u00e1s a xente miraba a riada torrencial que baixaba pola r\u00faa <i>Rompetelalma.<\/i> Corr\u00eda o refugallo coma as mercanc\u00edas de Amaz\u00f3n: Porcos, gali\u00f1as, palleiros, cestos, bocois e ratos momificados desfilaban pola avenida.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Un home de gafas conduc\u00eda sen control un escusado e a xente dende as vent\u00e1s aboux\u00e1bao:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u2014D\u00e9ixate ir! Non te apees que \u00e9 peor!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Amainada a ciclox\u00e9nese, o reverendo coa auga ata a media perna, mirando para si no vest\u00edbulo da igrexa, estoupa acendido:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u2014\u2014Que saber\u00e1 ese No\u00e9 de diluvios!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Domingo Regueira.\u00a0A seca era apocal\u00edptica. Deixaron de verter as fontes, os r\u00edos e ata o piche da Canle, que provi\u00f1a dunha mina, deixou de pingar.\u00a0Non hab\u00eda con que lavar a louza, a roupa nin as pernas. Os carrizos non cantaban e a xente mexaba en pingas.\u00a0O \u00a0presidente da comunidade de reghantes convocou os labregos para &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/?p=9189\" class=\"more-link\">Seguir lendo <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">De rogativa<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[68,9],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9189"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9189"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9189\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9192,"href":"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9189\/revisions\/9192"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9189"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9189"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9189"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}