{"id":11579,"date":"2020-01-19T06:00:39","date_gmt":"2020-01-19T06:00:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/?p=11579"},"modified":"2019-12-11T11:30:08","modified_gmt":"2019-12-11T11:30:08","slug":"a-maquina-do-absurdo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/?p=11579","title":{"rendered":"A m\u00e1quina do absurdo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/92502742_thinkstockphotos-481391098.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-11580\" alt=\"_92502742_thinkstockphotos-481391098\" src=\"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/92502742_thinkstockphotos-481391098-300x168.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"168\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/92502742_thinkstockphotos-481391098-300x168.jpg 300w, https:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/92502742_thinkstockphotos-481391098.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><strong><em>Marina Losada Vicente.<\/em>\u00a0<\/strong>Se a carta chegase \u00e1 s\u00faa destinataria, o fin l\u00f3xico dun env\u00edo postal, a receptora non saber\u00eda que lle dic\u00eda. O formato oficial non \u00eda desarmala, nin a contrariala sequera. Pasar\u00eda do texto como pasa da chuvia que abica tras dos cristais. <!--more-->Despois dunhas semanas, recibir\u00eda a comunicaci\u00f3n de inicio, en tr\u00e1mite de audiencia, dun expediente sancionador por infracci\u00f3n tributaria, ao non ter atendido, en tempo e forma, o requirimento recibido. Depender\u00eda do instrutor ou da instrutora a sanci\u00f3n que lle reclamasen, atendendo a que o acto o considerasen leve, grave ou moi grave. Un mes m\u00e1is tarde, aproximadamente, chegar\u00edalle o acordo de imposici\u00f3n de sanci\u00f3n, inclu\u00edndo carta de pago, dado que a contribu\u00ednte non presentar\u00eda escrito alg\u00fan de alegaci\u00f3ns na s\u00faa defensa.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Pola contra, a carta chega \u00e1 neta que se atopaba aireando unha casa que leva cinco anos pechada, pero ao contrario da avoa, con demencia senil, Xiana si sabe que aquel requirimento \u00e9 unha obriga que atender. A Administraci\u00f3n ordena \u00e1 anci\u00e1 a embargar (l\u00e9ase a non ingresar) o pagamento mensual que fai \u00e1 residencia da terceira idade que lle d\u00e1 teito, comida e asistencia m\u00e9dica. Debe coller eses cartos, mes a mes, e transferilos a unha conta de Facenda, como se Manuela, aos seus noventa e tres anos, se levantase brazo executor da lei. &#8220;Ter\u00e1s que sacar a comida da t\u00faa propia boca&#8221;, esa \u00e9 a orde recibida, dado que a debedora tributaria denominada, po\u00f1amos por disimular &#8220;Residencia de Maiores da L\u00faa Chea&#8221;, s\u00f3 conta para pagar os provedores, que deixaron hai tempo de fiarlle, coas transferencias bancarias mensuais que saen das contas das persoas dependentes que a ocupan.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 A soluci\u00f3n que a recibe no servicio de cita previa da Axencia Tributaria, &#8220;a maquinaria legal \u00e9 a que \u00e9&#8221;, levan a neta a pasar da carta que asinou como da chuvia que abica tras dos cristais.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Marina Losada Vicente.\u00a0Se a carta chegase \u00e1 s\u00faa destinataria, o fin l\u00f3xico dun env\u00edo postal, a receptora non saber\u00eda que lle dic\u00eda. O formato oficial non \u00eda desarmala, nin a contrariala sequera. 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