{"id":14041,"date":"2021-12-06T06:00:53","date_gmt":"2021-12-06T06:00:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/?p=14041"},"modified":"2021-12-01T10:59:05","modified_gmt":"2021-12-01T10:59:05","slug":"conversas-de-escaparate-cheiro","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/?p=14041","title":{"rendered":"Conversas de escaparate. Cheiro"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/Sin-t\u00edtulo.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-14042\" alt=\"Sin t\u00edtulo\" src=\"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/Sin-t\u00edtulo.jpg\" width=\"81\" height=\"107\" \/><\/a><em><strong>Fidel Vidal.\u00a0<\/strong><\/em>-Aqu\u00ed fede.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Ser\u00e1s ti que andas de vareta.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Mira quen vai falar; un escagarriado.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Onte seica ceaches repolo.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Non, fabada e coliflor.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-M\u00e1is ao meu favor.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Con rima e todo. Non sab\u00eda dos teus alardes po\u00e9ticos.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-O esfurricado parece contar con boas ulideiras.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Da mesma marca que as t\u00faas. E xa me gustar\u00eda abrandar algo para solaz e alivio deste meu pertinaz retraemento que acaba comigo.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Deixouche a muller por outro, ou que?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Sigo solteiro.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Daquela vai ser a moza.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-A boas horas imos ligar desde esta quietude.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/6091.tmp_.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-14043\" alt=\"6091.tmp\" src=\"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/6091.tmp_-300x246.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"246\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/6091.tmp_-300x246.png 300w, https:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/6091.tmp_.png 367w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>-As mi\u00f1as fosas nasais pertencen a unha clase dun grao superior \u00e1s t\u00faas.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Daquela vamos listos. Non hai can que che gane a cheiros.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Os nosos narices son de mentira. Carecen de olfacto.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Pois algo sucede sen\u00f3n como explicas esta soidade? Apenas se ve xente.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-E a pouca que asoma, non se apea da m\u00e1scara.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-S\u00f3 son ollos cando non levan gafas.<\/p>\n<p>-O que eu che diga, colega. Polo cheiro.<\/p>\n<p>-A verdade \u00e9 que todos andan un chisco raros.<\/p>\n<p>-Igual aterraron os marcianos.<\/p>\n<p>-Ent\u00f3n nada que ver co repolo nin coa coliflor.<\/p>\n<p>-Nin o arrecendo coa fabada.<\/p>\n<p>-E todos coa cara tapada.<\/p>\n<p>-Vai ser iso. Aterraron os marcianos e ignorabamos que cheiraban tanto.<\/p>\n<p>-Vaia por Deus!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fidel Vidal.\u00a0-Aqu\u00ed fede. -Ser\u00e1s ti que andas de vareta. -Mira quen vai falar; un escagarriado.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[65,9],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14041"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14041"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14041\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14046,"href":"https:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14041\/revisions\/14046"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14041"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14041"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14041"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}