{"id":14331,"date":"2022-02-22T06:00:56","date_gmt":"2022-02-22T06:00:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/?p=14331"},"modified":"2022-02-17T07:46:45","modified_gmt":"2022-02-17T07:46:45","slug":"14331","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/?p=14331","title":{"rendered":"Conversas de escaparate. Irm\u00e1ns"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/1irmans.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-14332\" alt=\"1irmans\" src=\"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/1irmans-206x300.png\" width=\"206\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/1irmans-206x300.png 206w, https:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/1irmans-704x1024.png 704w, https:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/1irmans-900x1309.png 900w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 206px) 100vw, 206px\" \/><\/a><em><strong>Fidel Vidal.\u00a0<\/strong><\/em>-De verdade que lle deches cun machete na cabeza a t\u00faa irm\u00e1?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Que si, muller. Ela descansaba no seu berce.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Moi forte&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Visto as\u00ed, si que parece demasiado forte.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Estaba esperta ou durmida?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Durm\u00eda como un anxo.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Coitada.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Eu era un cativo.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-De malas ideas.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-O especialista dixo que por celos.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Ai, os celos&#8230;! Unha cousa \u00e9 quitarlle o chupete a un beb\u00e9 e outra ben distinta o que ti fixeches.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Seica son condutas nada raras entre irm\u00e1ns.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Non ser\u00e1n, pero a cousa ten o seu aquel.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Non esquezas a historia de Ca\u00edn e Abel.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Eses dous eran mozos, xa estaban ben medrados.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Peor a\u00ednda, porque eu era inocente do mal que poder\u00eda facer.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-No asunto de Ca\u00edn e Abel a culpa debeuna ter Deus por lle rexeitar os froitos a Ca\u00edn.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/2irmans.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-14333\" alt=\"2irmans\" src=\"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/2irmans-300x205.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"205\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/2irmans-300x205.jpg 300w, https:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/2irmans-1024x699.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/2irmans-900x615.jpg 900w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>-E Abel que lle ofertou?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Un a\u00f1o. Era pastor.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Polo visto Deus non \u00e9 vexetariano.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Non o sei.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-O caso foi que me cachou mi\u00f1a nai.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Poder\u00edas acabar nun reformatorio, penso eu.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Nada diso.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Pero acabaches na consulta dun psiquiatra.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-E foi quen lle explicou todo.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-E a nena?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Nada de nada. A machada era de xoguete, un xoguete de goma.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">-Uf, que alivio&#8230;!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fidel Vidal.\u00a0-De verdade que lle deches cun machete na cabeza a t\u00faa irm\u00e1? -Que si, muller. Ela descansaba no seu berce. -Moi forte&#8230; -Visto as\u00ed, si que parece demasiado forte. -Estaba esperta ou durmida? -Durm\u00eda como un anxo. -Coitada.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[65,32,9],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14331"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14331"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14331\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14335,"href":"https:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14331\/revisions\/14335"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14331"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14331"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14331"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}