{"id":14425,"date":"2022-04-05T06:00:29","date_gmt":"2022-04-05T06:00:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/?p=14425"},"modified":"2022-03-15T10:28:21","modified_gmt":"2022-03-15T10:28:21","slug":"tirar-da-cadea-a-tempo-actual","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/?p=14425","title":{"rendered":"Tirar da cadea a tempo actual"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><i><a href=\"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/listado-de-bricolaje-sobre-arreglo-cisterna-wc-848x477x80xX.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-14427\" alt=\"listado-de-bricolaje-sobre-arreglo-cisterna-wc-848x477x80xX\" src=\"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/listado-de-bricolaje-sobre-arreglo-cisterna-wc-848x477x80xX-300x168.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"168\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/listado-de-bricolaje-sobre-arreglo-cisterna-wc-848x477x80xX-300x168.jpg 300w, https:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/listado-de-bricolaje-sobre-arreglo-cisterna-wc-848x477x80xX.jpg 848w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><strong>Marina Losada Vicente.\u00a0<\/strong>Tira da cadea! Cal cadea, avoa?<\/i><\/span><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> Eu, que estou na obriga de dar resposta cabal, d\u00edgolle que perdoe, que me equivoquei, ao tempo que descargo a cisterna. O caso \u00e9 que na pr\u00f3xima vez, volvo dicirlle o mesmo e claro, a nena<!--more-->, con esa s\u00faa frescura natural, sinala o meu erro. Penso en ir ao m\u00f3bil, costume que empeza a preocuparme, e amosarlle a imaxe dunha cisterna antiga. En lugar diso, busco unha nova f\u00f3rmula para corrixir <\/span><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\">a<\/span><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> neta, cada vez que vai ao ba\u00f1o e se esquece do recado.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><i>Preme o bot\u00f3n, demo de rapaza! <\/i><\/span><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\">Demo e inferno son temas que a\u00ednda non tratamos, polo que desboto a primeira ocorrencia. <\/span><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><i>Non queres premer o bot\u00f3n? <\/i><\/span><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\">Carece de rotundidade. <\/span><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><i>Preme o bot\u00f3n, que estou farta de dicilo!<\/i><\/span><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> Pouco construtivo. <\/span><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><i>Temos que premer o bot\u00f3n a fin de que a auga acumulada na cisterna baixe pola louza e sexa quen de levar a caca e o mexo<\/i><\/span><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\">. Preguntar\u00e1 que a onde e non sairemos dela. <\/span><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><i>Preme o bot\u00f3n, anda, mi\u00f1a ra\u00ed\u00f1a! <\/i><\/span><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> Ra\u00ed\u00f1a, ti que te negas a contarlle contos de princesas? <\/span><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><i>Mira<\/i><\/span><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><i>ches<\/i><\/span><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><i> como preme o bot\u00f3n teu curm\u00e1n?<\/i><\/span><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"> Debo evitar comparaci\u00f3ns. <\/span><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><i>Preme o bot\u00f3n, que cho pido por favor&#8230; <\/i><\/span><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\">Bot\u00f3n?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Marina Losada Vicente.\u00a0Tira da cadea! Cal cadea, avoa? Eu, que estou na obriga de dar resposta cabal, d\u00edgolle que perdoe, que me equivoquei, ao tempo que descargo a cisterna. O caso \u00e9 que na pr\u00f3xima vez, volvo dicirlle o mesmo e claro, a nena<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[73,9],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14425"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14425"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14425\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14428,"href":"https:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14425\/revisions\/14428"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14425"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14425"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14425"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}