{"id":9732,"date":"2018-10-07T06:00:33","date_gmt":"2018-10-07T06:00:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/?p=9732"},"modified":"2018-09-30T09:08:56","modified_gmt":"2018-09-30T09:08:56","slug":"camasperfectas-com","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/?p=9732","title":{"rendered":"camasperfectas.com"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/3e8d765ac61e056aee1bfb0fd317f097_article.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-9733\" alt=\"3e8d765ac61e056aee1bfb0fd317f097_article\" src=\"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/3e8d765ac61e056aee1bfb0fd317f097_article-300x168.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"168\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/3e8d765ac61e056aee1bfb0fd317f097_article-300x168.png 300w, https:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/3e8d765ac61e056aee1bfb0fd317f097_article.png 630w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>X. Ricardo Losada.\u00a0<\/strong><\/em>Cando fixemos o reparto das tarefas dom\u00e9sticas, a muller propuxo que ela lle pasaba o ferro \u00e1 s\u00faa roupa e eu \u00e1 mi\u00f1a. Pareceume razoable pero sospeitoso. Era a \u00fanica tarefa na que dividiamos ao cincuenta por cento o traballo. No resto, un cl\u00e1sico isto para ti, isto para min. <!--more-->Como non me gusta ser mal pensado, menos a\u00ednda coa muller coa que \u00eda compartir a mi\u00f1a vida, negueime a pensar (porque o pensaba) que a raz\u00f3n de fondo era que a s\u00faa coqueter\u00eda se negaba a sa\u00edr \u00e1 r\u00faa coa roupa engurrada. Se eu lle pasaba o ferro, ela ter\u00eda que volver pasarllo e, para iso, mellor facer ela o traballo desde o principio.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">A\u00ednda as\u00ed, pasar o ferro \u00e9 a \u00fanica tarefa da casa \u00e1 que lle te\u00f1o cari\u00f1o. A mi\u00f1a experiencia infantil de observador inconsciente das din\u00e1micas caseiras de mi\u00f1a nai ch\u00e9game dabondo para facer unhas pasadas de ferro m\u00e1is que decentes. Non me pasa o mesmo co resto das tarefas, pois non me queda outra que facelas co m\u00f3bil \u00e1 man. Antes de colgar a roupa f\u00f3ra, por exemplo, te\u00f1o que acceder \u00e1 aplicaci\u00f3n de Meteogalicia (microclimas.com) e ver as previsi\u00f3ns meteorol\u00f3xicas locais para a terraza da mi\u00f1a casa; se a colgo dentro, a unha p\u00e1xina de internet (tecnolaborescaseiras.com) que me permite calcular a humidade e demais variables ambientais do cuarto. <a href=\"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/28167658_624530004545632_5277097097084286734_n.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-9734\" alt=\"28167658_624530004545632_5277097097084286734_n\" src=\"http:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/28167658_624530004545632_5277097097084286734_n-300x300.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/28167658_624530004545632_5277097097084286734_n-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/28167658_624530004545632_5277097097084286734_n-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/28167658_624530004545632_5277097097084286734_n-144x144.jpg 144w, https:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/28167658_624530004545632_5277097097084286734_n-900x900.jpg 900w, https:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/28167658_624530004545632_5277097097084286734_n.jpg 960w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>Despois de facer a cama te\u00f1o que mandarlle unha foto co resultado a unha aplicaci\u00f3n dixital (camasperfectas.com) que me pon nota. Se \u00e9 menos de un 10, o m\u00f3bil bloqu\u00e9ase, ag\u00e1s esa aplicaci\u00f3n, ata que acado o resultado que a muller me esixe. Antes de fregar te\u00f1o que activar outra aplicaci\u00f3n que, tras darlle unha serie de datos (metros cadrados da superficie, tempo que leva sen fregar, usos dos \u00faltimos d\u00edas), inf\u00f3rmame de como debo preparar a auga do cubo e de como debo mover os flocos da fregona, tanto no escorredoiro coma no chan.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Hai pouco o\u00ednlle dicir a un experto que o wasap acerca a xente que est\u00e1 lonxe e afasta a xente que est\u00e1 cerca. \u00c9 o que me pasa a min con estas novas tecnolox\u00edas caseiras. Fanme amar o pasado, que est\u00e1 lonxe, cada vez m\u00e1is lonxe, e odiar o futuro, que est\u00e1 cerca, cada vez m\u00e1is cerca. <b><\/b><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>X. Ricardo Losada.\u00a0Cando fixemos o reparto das tarefas dom\u00e9sticas, a muller propuxo que ela lle pasaba o ferro \u00e1 s\u00faa roupa e eu \u00e1 mi\u00f1a. Pareceume razoable pero sospeitoso. Era a \u00fanica tarefa na que dividiamos ao cincuenta por cento o traballo. No resto, un cl\u00e1sico isto para ti, isto para min.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_bbp_topic_count":0,"_bbp_reply_count":0,"_bbp_total_topic_count":0,"_bbp_total_reply_count":0,"_bbp_voice_count":0,"_bbp_anonymous_reply_count":0,"_bbp_topic_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_reply_count_hidden":0,"_bbp_forum_subforum_count":0,"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0},"categories":[7,9,26],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9732"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9732"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9732\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9735,"href":"https:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9732\/revisions\/9735"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9732"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9732"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cafebarbantia.barbantia.es\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9732"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}